Walter Midi

I wrote this in 2008. Matthew Broderick will star in a remake of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty this fall.

I spend my days killin' grays
Hidden by a RAID arrary
Motherfuckers try to game me
But I still don't play
Now the ways I slay
Are my dirty little secret
Don't speak it
If you do I'll have to tweak shit
The secret life of Jake, Zakk and Randy
Some motherfuckers can't stand me
Because I tell 'em that they're pansies
Nancy drew boys in the name of Freddy
I stay ready
For whatever comes next, see?

I'm all about the Blitz Basic
     Just face it
The last time I flipped I put a hole in the matrix

It's a fact that I'm back and I'm mad as hell
I took the bass and turned it up because you don't hear so well
I'm Bartleby the Scrivner, I'm also one of the Watchmen
Fuck around? I'll have to go Tex Watson
Both flotsam and jetsam
Alpha dog, straight omega
ATL are the ones
Who played you like Sega
Valentine Michael Manson
Pooh Bear to my friends
And like Mike Patton said
It just never ends

I'm all about the Blitz Basic
     Just face it
The last time I flipped I put a hole in the matrix

Like Carol Anne
I went into the TV
It kinda makes it hard to see me
But it's easy
Once you finally know the formula
I cool out
Once I know that I'm warmin' ya
But I'm warnin' ya
You're never gonna be me
I'm too leet
Like Corpus Christi
Nice try
Bitch, you fuckin' missed me

I'm all about the Blitz Basic
     Just face it
The last time I flipped I put a hole in the matrix