A Hierarchical List of Ways I Shall Love Thee

A Hierarchical List Of Ways I Shall Love Thee

Missionary Position

            Knees to Your Head

            Kissing

            Choking

ETC.

Doggy to Froggy and Back Again           

            Reverse Cowgirl Toe Shrimping

Your Ass – Don’t Even Get Me Started

Your Incredible Delicious Precious Little Pussy

            My Fist

I want to dress and undress you in a thousand outfits of my choice

Bound and gagged, yet you render me immobile, foaming at the mouth

            Did my involuntary growling alarm you?

And yet, all of that considerable delight aside, my love, it is the fact that

            We have touched souls, and found we were perfectly suited for one another

For not only are you a vision to behold

Your touch is light, your heart sincere

I’m yours forever more