Jails are full of idiots. Remember that.
|1. Stay high. All the time. Smell like weed constantly. Adopt the heavy-lidded stance of someone who clearly doesn't give a fuck.|
|2. Be high profile. You make big money, flaunt it. Nice cars, expensive clothes, advanced electronics. You're a baller. Rub their noses in it.|
|3. Get lots of tattoos, primarily gang affiliations and pot leaves. Commitment to a bit. Bonus points for white kids with "Member of Bloods" tattoos on them.|
|4. Talk loudly about your operation to anyone and everyone who will listen. Conduct deals in public on a cell phone registered in your name.|
|5. Sell from your home. What good is all of your wealth if you can't make others envious?|
|6. Screw a different girl every week. If she doesn't like it, throw her ass out and get a new one. Feelings are for punks.|
|7. Money uber alles. It's all about dead presidents. No slack, no breaks, no discounts, no family, no "friend prices". Cash on the barrelhead.|
8. Keep lots of money for lawyers, bail and commissary. You'll need it...